sometimes i wonder how my life would’ve turned out if i hadn’t signed up for tumblr
So if we have to show women what the baby looks like in their womb and tell them how the process works before allowing them to get an abortion, does that mean we should teach our soldiers about the culture of the lands we’re invading, and explain to them that the people we want them to kill have families and feel pain, just like Americans?
MYCROFT: My brother has the brain of a scientist or a philosopher and yet he elects to be a detective. What might we deduce about his heart?
JOHN: I don’t know.
MYCROFT: Neither do I. But initially, he wanted to be a pirate.
I wanted to download We Will Rock You, but…
everytime i hear this my lungs hurt from laughing
I just fOUND HTE BEST GIF OMFG
I HAVE LOOKED FOR THIS LONGER THAN I HAVE BEEN ALIVE
This… For some reason causes me to giggle.
play this at my funeral
Everyone should just stop what they’re doing and listen to this.
next time i walk out for something. on stage. for a panel. i don’t care. this is playing and nobody can stop me
ITS BACK ON MY DASH
YES IT’S BACK
Homeless shelter is transformed into 5-star restaurant, hot food and warm hearts all around. See the full video here.
SCRUB DUB DUB GOAT IN A TUB
How can you not reblog a soapy baby goat
Goats make me laugh because when they make goat noises their tongue goes out.
what do you guys think he is saying?
I think MEEEHHHH
I MEAN IN GOAT LANGUAGE. WHAT DOES MEEEHHHH TRANSLATE TO?
In this situation is means STOP WASHING MY BUTT!!